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Largest Gambling Industry: 995thHighest Crime Rates: 1,219thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,451st
The Basileia of
Anarchy
επιδιώκει με το σπαθί μια ήρεμη ειρήνη
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Willink

Population17.197 billion

CapitalSalonika
LeaderBasileus Nikephorus Minopoulos
FaithWillinkian Orthodox Church

CurrencySolidi
AnimalCaracal

The Basileia of Willink is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Basileus Nikephorus Minopoulos with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.197 billion Willinkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salonika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Willinkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,513 trillion Solidis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 146,143 Solidis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 901,937 per year while the poor average 10,276, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Willink's national animal is the Caracal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Willinkian Orthodox Church.

Willink is ranked 47,170th in the world and 3rd in Haven for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.42 Bank.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 995thHighest Crime Rates: 1,219thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,451stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,006thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,050thRudest Citizens: 2,163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,250thFattest Citizens: 2,306thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,479thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,949thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,140thMost Armed: 3,355thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,820thLargest Mining Sector: 4,645thLargest Retail Industry: 4,918thHighest Economic Output: 6,228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,446thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,595thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,279thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,881stLargest Populations: 11,909thTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,645thHighest Average Incomes: 15,109thHighest Drug Use: 15,209thMost Devout: 15,720thMost Pro-Market: 16,879thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,349thMost Politically Free: 17,600thSmartest Citizens: 21,988thMost Cultured: 22,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,972nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Willink, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Willink, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Willink, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Willink, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Willink, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Willink altered its national flag.
  • : Willink was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Willink's influence in Haven fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Willink's influence in Haven rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Willink's influence in Haven rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".

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