The State of William Taylor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.596 billion William Taylorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong William Taylorian economy, worth 844 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 34,352 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,553 per year while the poor average 1,845, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, and William Taylor has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. William Taylor's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

William Taylor is ranked 287,969^th in the world and 6^th in Lome for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.28 law-abiding acts per hour.