The Federative Dual Monarchy of Wille-Harlia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor William II with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.559 billion Wille-Harlians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Environment, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavaliersburg. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wille-Harlian economy, worth 419 trillion sacagawillianths a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,125 sacagawillianths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in Wille-Harlia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the Wille-Harlia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wille-Harlia's national animal is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism with some Cheesist minorities.

Wille-Harlia is ranked 92,231^st in the world and 791^st in 10000 Islands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.