The Holy Constitutional Empire of Wille-Harlia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Charles I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.341 billion Wille-Harlians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavaliersburg. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wille-Harlian economy, worth 119 trillion sacagawillianths a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,050 sacagawillianths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and government spending has hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wille-Harlia's national animal is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism with some Cheesist minorities.

Wille-Harlia is ranked 19,257^th in the world and 389^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,083.03 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.