The Armed states of Wildweststan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Sheriff with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.997 billion Wildwesterns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gateway. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wildwestern economy, worth 556 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,315 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Wildweststan's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wildweststan is ranked 165,455^th in the world and 7,014^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 56.74 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.