The Republic of Wildthyme on Top XXXI is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 1.714 billion Wildthyme on Top XXXIians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Wildthyme on Top XXXIian economy, worth 51.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,293 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XXXI's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wildthyme on Top XXXI is ranked 288,180^th in the world and 107^th in Fukuoka for Most Pacifist, with 9.86 cheeks turned per day.