Population | 13.902 billion |
Capital | Tombstone |
Leader | Henry McCarty |
Faith | Rastafari |
Currency | pup |
Animal | tiger |
The Free Lands of Wild William is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Henry McCarty with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.902 billion Wild Williamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tombstone. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wild Williamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,688 trillion pups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,476 pups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild William's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rastafari.
Wild William is ranked 41,426th in the world and 4th in Culloden for Most Stationary, with 1,078.03928922108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wild William was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Wild William, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Wild William, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Wild William, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
- : Following new legislation in Wild William, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'.
- : Following new legislation in Wild William, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Wild William was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Wild William was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured and Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Wild William, in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Wild William, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.