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Largest Welfare Programs: 7,552nd Largest Black Market: 9,354th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,477th
The Manipulation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I'LL EAT YOU UP!
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Wild Puppet

Population4.243 billion

Currencyhot $upper
Animalwild thing

The Manipulation of Wild Puppet is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.243 billion Wild Puppets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The very strong Wild Puppet economy, worth 266 trillion hot $uppers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,703 hot $uppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild Puppet's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wild Puppet is ranked 122,508th in the world and 13th in Gypsy Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -111.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 7,552ndTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 9,354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,477thMost Authoritarian: 12,967thMost Conservative: 15,373rd
Top
10%
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wild Puppet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Wild Puppet, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Wild Puppet, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Wild Puppet, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Wild Puppet, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Wild Puppet, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Wild Puppet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wild Puppet, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Wild Puppet, nano-wild things are the current fad sweeping the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wild Puppet, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.

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