The Colony of Wild lands of Tribe is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 691 million Wild lands of Tribeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dry. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wild lands of Tribean economy, worth 54.9 trillion Flowers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,414 Flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Wild lands of Tribeans any less frightened, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Wild lands of Tribe's coulrophobia epidemic, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild lands of Tribe's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wild lands of Tribe is ranked 235,472^nd in the world and 5,442^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -13.04 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.