The Borderlands of Wiggy Munds is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.375 billion Wiggy Mundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestial Shop. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wiggy Mundian economy, worth a remarkable 6,824 trillion Stars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 291,972 Stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, and hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wiggy Munds's national animal is the Celestial Tortiose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wiggy Munds is ranked 1,670^th in the world and 67^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 71.72 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.