The Utopia of WI SD EA D is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by w with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.517 billion people are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverbound. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wians economy, worth 283 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,090 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,067,950 per year while the poor average 15,885, a ratio of 67.2 to 1.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WI SD EA D's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

WI SD EA D is ranked 138,675^th in the world and 5,158^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 502.03 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.