Population | 3.687 billion |
Capital | Confusion |
Leader | The Questioner |
Currency | Query |
Animal | Philosopher |
The Questioner of Why did i make these puppets is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Questioner with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.687 billion Why did i make these puppetsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Confusion. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Why did i make these puppetsian economy, worth 463 trillion Queries a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,617 Queries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Why did i make these puppets's national animal is the Philosopher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Why did i make these puppets is ranked 78,031st in the world and 81st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 620.97403313192 days.
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- : Following new legislation in Why did i make these puppets, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
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