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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,115thMost Influential: 3,735th
The Endangered People of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Violence is the only answer
The biggest fool
Civil Rights
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Why are we hear

Population1.108 billion

LeaderThe biggest fool
FaithSadness and Regret


The Endangered People of Why are we hear is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The biggest fool with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.108 billion Subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paintopia. The average income tax rate is 27.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Why are we hearian economy, worth 176 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 159,134 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, The biggest fool spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Monies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Why are we hear's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sadness and Regret.

Why are we hear is ranked 17,092nd in the world and 266th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.58 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,168thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,115thTop
Most Influential: 3,735thMost Armed: 4,059thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,503rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,622ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,822ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,152ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,859thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,547thMost Efficient Economies: 17,092ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,399thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,519thMost Patriotic: 20,283rdMost Developed: 20,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,482ndMost Secular: 23,182ndLargest Black Market: 23,481st
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 107th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 122nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 166 » Ayslend, Walfo, Eppur, Elisabethshagen, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, The Federal States of Ezasao, Jim the Baptist, Meropis, Eco-Paris Reformation, Imperium Anglorum, Invernessia, Saint Domingo, The Champions League, An Clar, Kanokla, Northern German Federation, Yahlia, Apabeossie, The New Nordic Union, Umeria, Armbruster, NorthPortugal, Canovium, The Soviet Republic Of Amercia, Leukante, Wiener-Neustadt, Thracia Republic, St Scarlett, The Balkan Union state, Super Happy Land, Nea Europa, Dark Matter, Falvaard, Galway-Dublin, North of Americas, Durlia, GanymedEuropa, Irminsulia, Thracia and Crimea, Great Tiengen, North Batica, Ottterland, Marvingia, Trixeland, Hirota, Schiltia, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, Zulrich, Nigeriao Kingdom, and 116 others.Belvanski, Northwest Isles, Mojuatafurertopeopir, New Eestiball, Mombourg, Berlin and Hanover, Northen Czech, Agausia, Maritzal, Nardin, Chronus, Wombelland, Gliesetonia, Dunsteen, Greater Icelandia, Soclania, Quentenia, Weltbeherrschung, Valtrona, Kebabian States, Ausvelt, United Communes of Chile, Townlandow, Qroma, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Dauershire, Leszno, Eritei, Leranditale, Someseni, Grodisze, Othenhiem, Nuweland, Migurson, Parliamentary Laramidia, Savinecross, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Europe a Nation, Lovisa, Girvage, Lodhs beard, Rary, Boldia, Janart, South St Maarten, Dervenland, Angion, United States of Russia1, MEoW-mEoW-mIa, Helvetica Nationalists, Hollow Shrine, Lieges, Magyarostan, Newex Nov Can, Heplon, Karnea, Brakanistan, The Scandinavian Realm, Stromia, Dabarastan, Felhaven, Gorzi, Greater Albaina, Tschechisches Reich, Ostermarch, Noristoniaka, Saiwania, Hessinau, The New Palaces, Ourrolious, Nova, Scutarie, Greater Tomland, Burvenchkaht, Ti-yor, Veniland, Nevelja, Steroublic, 0sona, Betasia, Hastren, Arsenial, New Vorarlberg, Fascist Iraland, Reuten, Patrivus, Kashtyria, Reich Hungary, Diets, Soveiniesberg, Yazakhvanian Empire, Nova Babilonia, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Wegensburg, Greater Altantia, Anglinia, Aura Banitia, Adrinaburg, Corsoaua, Caescadia, The Asten Islands, Jahass, Gotho, European Narrra, Grabon, New-Columbus, Greycastle, Logar, Zelenskraine, Russkaya Svoboda, Bellcon, Allortators, Antair, Maalat, Coinin, and Horsemania Republic.