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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 394thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 742ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,321st
The Rogue Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Erase the First Men
Suma Majik
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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White Walker 5

Population7.031 billion

CapitalChungking
LeaderSuma Majik
FaithSkroth

Currencypound
Animalbison

The Rogue Nation of White Walker 5 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Suma Majik with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.031 billion White Walker 5ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chungking. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient White Walker 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,972 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Chungking Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 5's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Skroth.

White Walker 5 is ranked 275,094th in the world and 828th in NationStates for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -14.51 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 394thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 742ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,321stMost Patriotic: 1,561stLargest Black Market: 2,320thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,740thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,226thLowest Crime Rates: 5,142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,297thLargest Mining Sector: 8,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,045thHighest Average Incomes: 11,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,637thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,014thBest Weather: 14,898thMost Developed: 15,693rdHighest Economic Output: 17,638thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,491stMost Influential: 22,361stMost Beautiful Environments: 22,787thMost Secular: 22,866thMost Stationary: 26,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,702ndHealthiest Citizens: 27,683rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionMost Income Equality: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 87th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Chungking Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : White Walker 5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in White Walker 5, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.

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