The Most Serene Republic of White Dads United is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.533 billion Bebehians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient White Dads Unitedian economy, worth 235 trillion Snarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,107 Snarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make White Dads Unitedian mussels the biggest in The North Pacific, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Dads United's national animal is the Kakapo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

White Dads United is ranked 62,572^nd in the world and 3,049^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.58 Bank.