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Most Stationary: 9,006thHighest Economic Output: 11,188thLargest Populations: 12,656th
The Mmmbop of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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White Collar

Population19.21 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Mmmbop of White Collar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.21 billion White Collarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The all-consuming White Collarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,595 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Collar's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

White Collar is ranked 16,268th in the world and 5th in BLITZKRIEG for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 6,415.29 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Stationary: 9,006thHighest Economic Output: 11,188thLargest Populations: 12,656thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,187thLargest Black Market: 14,880thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,268thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,091stMost Devout: 18,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,340thBest Weather: 25,489thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,318th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : White Collar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : White Collar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : White Collar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : White Collar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in White Collar, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : White Collar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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