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Lowest Crime Rates: 918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 970thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,018th
The Imperial Empire of
Father Knows Best State
La vita la bella menzogna , la Morte la brutta veri
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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White Bluff

Population21.81 billion

CapitalWhite Bluff
LeaderCzarina Nora Alexandria Rose d'Este
FaithNeopaganism

CurrencyWhite Bluffian Gulden
Animalsquirrel

The Imperial Empire of White Bluff is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Czarina Nora Alexandria Rose d'Este with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.81 billion White Bluffians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Bluff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient White Bluffian economy, worth a remarkable 4,047 trillion White Bluffian Guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,594 White Bluffian Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Bluff's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neopaganism.

White Bluff is ranked 1,018th in the world and 29th in Osiris for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 100.35 Effective Tax Rate.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 970thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,018thMost Devout: 1,023rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,254thMost Cultured: 1,294thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,389thLargest Governments: 1,405thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,714thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,737thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,907thHighest Food Quality: 2,104thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,693rdMost Developed: 2,736thHealthiest Citizens: 2,856thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,324thBest Weather: 3,778thMost Inclusive: 3,900thNicest Citizens: 3,951stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,963rdHighest Economic Output: 3,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,079thMost Pacifist: 4,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,098thSmartest Citizens: 5,952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,987thMost Efficient Economies: 7,199thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,867thLargest Populations: 9,418thHighest Average Incomes: 9,810thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,160thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,698thSafest: 16,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,366th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 163rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 200th in the regionLargest Populations: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 237th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 305th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 380th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 448th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 599th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 806th in the regionNudest: 920th in the regionSafest: 933rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : White Bluff's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : White Bluff's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : White Bluff applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : White Bluff altered its national flag.
  • : White Bluff was refounded in Osiris.
  • : White Bluff ceased to exist in Roma Invicta.
  • : White Bluff was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : White Bluff's influence in Roma Invicta rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in White Bluff, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Following new legislation in White Bluff, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.

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