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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,958th Most Rebellious Youth: 4,099th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,421st
The Sick Prison of
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King Whitcomb the IV
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Whitcomb Kingdom

Population4.515 billion

LeaderKing Whitcomb the IV

CurrencyDank Donk
AnimalBengal Tiger

The Sick Prison of Whitcomb Kingdom is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Whitcomb the IV with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.515 billion Whitcombers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WHITCOMB CITY. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Whitcomber economy, worth 511 trillion Dank Donks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,286 Dank Donks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Whitcomb Kingdom's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is WHITCOMBIST.

Whitcomb Kingdom is ranked 33,004th in the world and 19th in Ridgefield for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,238.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,421stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,176thLargest Mining Sector: 5,313thMost Influential: 5,662ndMost Avoided: 5,855thLargest Black Market: 5,925thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,239thHighest Crime Rates: 10,379thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,619thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,166thMost Efficient Economies: 15,410thMost Inclusive: 15,759th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the region

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