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Most Patriotic: 2,504thMost Armed: 2,512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,878th
The Dark Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The weak have no place among the strong!
Dark Lord Voladay
Influence
Dominator
Founder / Supreme Chancellor/ Emperor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Whiskany

Population9.224 billion

CapitalColumbia
LeaderDark Lord Voladay
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCredit
AnimalFalcon

The Dark Empire of Whiskany is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dark Lord Voladay with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.224 billion Whiskanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whiskanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,023 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,412 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', purported secret military bases are dismissed by Dark Lord Voladay to be highly-advanced toilet factories, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and a government program is underway to revitalize Whiskany's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whiskany's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Whiskany is ranked 18,084th in the world and 1st in The Federation of Utopias Unitum for Smartest Citizens, with 66.48 quips per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 2,504thMost Armed: 2,512thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,878thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,025thLargest Mining Sector: 3,088thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,209thLargest Black Market: 4,397thMost Devout: 4,940thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,101stHighest Average Incomes: 5,747thLowest Crime Rates: 6,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,137thHighest Economic Output: 9,380thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,929thLargest Retail Industry: 9,951stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,128thMost Cultured: 10,272ndLargest Governments: 10,387thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,779thMost Efficient Economies: 11,993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,999thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,232ndMost Developed: 12,485thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,531stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,593rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,421stSmartest Citizens: 18,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,192ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,519thMost Influential: 22,943rdMost Conservative: 23,142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,741st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the region

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