by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 857thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 942ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,039th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Might Makes Right
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.893 billion

FaithLeader Worship


The Empire of Whimichy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.893 billion Whimichyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serkand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Whimichyian economy, worth 798 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 275,915 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,639,318 per year while the poor average 21,322, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whimichy's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leader Worship.

Whimichy is ranked 1,770th in the world and 34th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 960.89 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Retail Industry: 857thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 942ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,039thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,082ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,173rdMost Influential: 1,343rdMost Avoided: 1,770thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,818thMost Secular: 1,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,018thLargest Mining Sector: 2,024thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,457thFattest Citizens: 2,530thHighest Average Incomes: 2,552ndLargest Black Market: 2,778thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,849thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,641stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,010thMost Efficient Economies: 7,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,295thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,299thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,160thLargest Governments: 11,108thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,056thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,704thSmartest Citizens: 13,916thMost Conservative: 20,421stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,587thHighest Economic Output: 20,690th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 76th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 84th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 238th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 282nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 286th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 318th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 320th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 334th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 389th in the regionMost Armed: 568th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 591st in the regionMost Stationary: 616th in the regionMost Developed: 779th in the regionLargest Populations: 785th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 936th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,054th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,104th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 180 » Erinor, Beepee, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Saciu, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsunamy, Volaworand, Aguatania, Aumeltopia, Linguiniland, Barabarom, Sthalrim, Jehenna, Yeldarbsland, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Abarri, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Avalonica, Sanden, The Solar System Scope, Pax Dracon, Luddinlande, Lambdaland, Tsvetania, Japanese Federal Republic, Cuuldere, Theorin, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Sandaoguo, Rebel-topia, North Kanuckistan, Xandev, Kandorith, Concrete Slab, USNE2018, Herbert Island, Auphelia, Sedunn, The Filippinas, Floofoland, Curlyhoward, Stoniamera, Aurcania, Aywhyou, Kiasu-ism, Qvait, Si-topia, and 130 others.Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Silberne Wache, Nankyoku Tairiku, Isokenzar, The ColdWyvernian Undead, New Briantown, Phanama, Southern Numenor, Democratic Parndia, Mantas Meow, Enplatia, Walloonia, Great Andora, St Oaks, Calistan, The naked people, Direwolf1, Farengeto, Poopisiya, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Crystal Creation, GI-Land, Esfalsa, The United Expanse, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Nova Montron, Seliyan progressive Islands, Vincent Field, Drystar, Escevola, FreeFishers, Amutien, Madhonia, Dasko, Bod Wareenaland, Transtemporal Shifts, Nowa Europa, Agalaesia, Amerion, German Hapsburg, Kringalia, PenguinPies, Rabbitz, Jennaterra, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Omiri, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Astraee, Tilipria, Jaxon, Madreia, Cohors Stercore, Oreo States, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Bizzie, Fasire, Serendiva, Greater Hyrulang, Isles of Creckero, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, Tepertopia, Tarnik, Votri, Domen Lespri, Hutington, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, InnWorm, Baltenlands, Anserisa, Meridu, Roterdamia, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Utondara, Great Africans, Eskvenn, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Charloa, Ralphburg, Elizemanon, Tadreodal, The Worst army of, ChickenDome, Melicorium, Quh, Kervanosia, Elan Sleazebaganno, Phoenixesia, Merevane, Marinho Islands, Compli, Nova Kobol, Foxtan, Eggraria, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Starsight, Shefino, Vega Naothia, Markla, Whole India, Necosia, Free United Republic, NganXuan, Jasperu, Walmart Store, Dukin Donuts, Matak Tribes, LadyRebels, Laamiva, PsychoPantachy, The Radanivans, Corgitopiaa, Wubbiland, Well F, West Fallows, Rhetiaa, Trepsit, The Western Mother Mountain, Atuan, United States of Vietnam, and Purple Hyacinth.

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