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The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

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Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WHILE WAITING FOR A COVID TEST VINNY's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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