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Most Armed: 28th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th Highest Crime Rates: 45th
The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of
Capitalist Paradise
Terra Incognita
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population23.589 billion

CapitalRollercoaster Land and Gun Range


The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory gun ownership, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.589 billion Whereisthatistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,746 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 455,562 Kalashnikovs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,705,810 per year while the poor average 85,118, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 32,661st in the world and 1,672nd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Armed: 28thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thHighest Crime Rates: 45thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 78thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 95thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116thRudest Citizens: 120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136thHighest Disposable Incomes: 149thLargest Gambling Industry: 206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 224thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 227thFattest Citizens: 239thHighest Economic Output: 248thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 261stMost Efficient Economies: 270thMost Influential: 280thHighest Average Incomes: 290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 417thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 511thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 835thLargest Retail Industry: 842ndMost Cultured: 908thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,195thMost Avoided: 1,446thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,780thSmartest Citizens: 1,960thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,533rdLargest Populations: 2,942ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,055thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,469thLargest Black Market: 4,567thLargest Mining Sector: 6,163rdHighest Drug Use: 6,642ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,662ndTop
Most Secular: 8,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,465thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,204thNudest: 11,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,941stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,718th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 211th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 259th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 303rd in the regionNudest: 377th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 459th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 500th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 532nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 537th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 637th in the region

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