The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.208 billion Whereisthatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 16,872 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 453,458 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", parking's carefree without parking car fees, and Whereisthatistanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 8,434^th in the world and 215^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,237.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.