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Most Armed: 27th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd Highest Crime Rates: 48th
The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of
Terra Incognita
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population24.12 billion

CapitalRollercoaster Land and Gun Range


The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.12 billion Whereisthatistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,973 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 454,936 Kalashnikovs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,752,508 per year while the poor average 81,229, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 485th in the world and 17th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 23,413.9 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Armed: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndHighest Crime Rates: 48thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 82ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 102ndRudest Citizens: 142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 146thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149thLargest Gambling Industry: 215thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 233rdFattest Citizens: 241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 246thHighest Economic Output: 248thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 250thMost Efficient Economies: 265thMost Influential: 307thHighest Average Incomes: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 390thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 485thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 528thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 597thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 849thMost Cultured: 911thLargest Retail Industry: 939thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,269thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,521stMost Avoided: 1,547thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,755thSmartest Citizens: 2,018thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,760thLargest Populations: 2,898thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,483rdLargest Black Market: 4,822ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,070thHighest Drug Use: 6,768thLargest Mining Sector: 6,811thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,109thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,765thMost Secular: 8,985thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,555thNudest: 11,828thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,445th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 133rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 140th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 185th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 200th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 224th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 270th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 323rd in the regionNudest: 375th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 470th in the regionMost Secular: 476th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 565th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 639th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 738th in the region

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