The Kingdom of Where Is My Passport is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Travel Agent with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 17.94 billion Passports are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airportville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.

The strong Passportian economy, worth 666 trillion tickets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 37,151 tickets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 119,573 per year while the poor average 8,739, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime is moderate. Where Is My Passport's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Where Is My Passport is ranked 37,778^th in the world and 6^th in Travelling Region for Most Devout, with 725.95 Prayers Per Hour.