The Kingdom of Where Is My Passport is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Travel Agent with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 21.212 billion Passports have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airportville. The average income tax rate is 37.6%.

The Passportian economy, worth 683 trillion tickets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 32,201 tickets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, many aides in Travel Agent's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Where Is My Passport's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Where Is My Passport is ranked 70,232^nd in the world and 3^rd in Travelling Region for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.32 Bank.