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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,161stNudest: 2,342ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,733rd
The Merry Human Yeeters of
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When U Die

Population2.386 billion

CapitalThe Graveyard
FaithGreat Religion Of Yeet

Currencychicken coin
AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Merry Human Yeeters of When U Die is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by yeetydude08 with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.386 billion When U Dieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Graveyard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The thriving When U Diean economy, worth 265 trillion chicken coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,196 chicken coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,113 per year while the poor average 29,258, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. When U Die's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Great Religion Of Yeet.

When U Die is ranked 222,412th in the world and 11,016th in Chicken overlords for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.32 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,161stTop
Nudest: 2,342ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,733rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,944thHighest Crime Rates: 4,091stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,987thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,225thMost Avoided: 6,118thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,397thLargest Mining Sector: 9,160thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,857thMost Armed: 10,103rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,168thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,635thLargest Retail Industry: 12,815thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,948thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,179thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,978thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,643rd
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 155th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 199th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Secular: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 295th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 332nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 388th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 390th in the regionMost Conservative: 402nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 421st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 579th in the regionMost Average: 765th in the region

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