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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,740thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,870thNudest: 2,011th
The Deadly Human Yeeters of
Father Knows Best State
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When U Die

Population2.908 billion

CapitalThe Graveyard
FaithGreat Religion Of Yeet

Currencychicken coin
AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Deadly Human Yeeters of When U Die is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by yeetydude08 with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.908 billion When U Dieans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Graveyard. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The thriving When U Diean economy, worth 326 trillion chicken coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,227 chicken coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, When U Die isn't what it used to be, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. When U Die's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Great Religion Of Yeet.

When U Die is ranked 64,579th in the world and 416th in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,420.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,740thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,870thNudest: 2,011thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,567thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,040thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,781stMost Avoided: 6,212thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,433rdHighest Crime Rates: 7,356thFattest Citizens: 8,266thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,921stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,005thLargest Mining Sector: 9,754thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,858thMost Armed: 11,194thLargest Black Market: 11,304thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,067thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,626thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,770thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,530thMost Primitive: 16,468th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 42nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 76th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 205th in the regionMost Secular: 317th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 405th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 424th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 476th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 587th in the regionMost Income Equality: 687th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 757th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 813th in the regionMost Conservative: 880th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,004th in the region

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