| Population | 6.485 billion |
| Capital | New Rome |
| Leader | Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread |
| Faith | Jasonism |
| Currency | Simoleon |
| Animal | Unicorn |
The Holy Empire of What The Heckoslovakia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.485 billion Stans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rome. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient What The Heckoslovakian economy, worth 679 trillion Simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 104,764 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Hole To Hide In, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and the World Holy Empire Games have been won again by What The Heckoslovakia as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. What The Heckoslovakia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jasonism.
What The Heckoslovakia is ranked 237,014th in the world and 148th in The Hole To Hide In for Fattest Citizens, with 3.72 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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What The Heckoslovakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the World Holy Empire Games have been won again by What The Heckoslovakia as no other country cares enough to compete.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Hole To Hide In.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » 
Candensia, 
The Atomic Schism, 
Exbrenia, 
Klusis, 
Rumanian States, 
Nonadia, 
Srednjaci, 
Vennos, and 
South Easthern.
