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What The Heckoslovakia

Population8.707 billion

CapitalNew Denmark
LeaderSupreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread
FaithJasonism

CurrencyMora
AnimalDragon

The Holy Empire of What The Heckoslovakia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.707 billion Bitches Bros and Nonbinary Hoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denmark. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient What The Heckoslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Moras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,934 Moras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and What The Heckoslovakia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. What The Heckoslovakia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jasonism.

What The Heckoslovakia is ranked 260,501st in the world and 358th in The Hole To Hide In for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.1 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 869thMost Inclusive: 1,048thMost Pacifist: 1,058thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,063rdBest Weather: 1,177thNicest Citizens: 1,203rdHighest Food Quality: 1,348thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,444thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,449thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,556thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,647thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,669thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,678thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,790thHealthiest Citizens: 1,856thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,203rdSafest: 2,270thMost Cultured: 2,544thTop
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Most Developed: 2,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,042ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,379thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,691stMost Devout: 3,745thMost Influential: 4,583rdLargest Governments: 5,127thSmartest Citizens: 5,332ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,817thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,862ndMost Income Equality: 9,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,964thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,585thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,007thHighest Economic Output: 18,610thMost Efficient Economies: 19,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,998th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : What The Heckoslovakia changed its national currency to "Mora".
  • : What The Heckoslovakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, What The Heckoslovakia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, Bitches Bros and Nonbinary Hoes submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.

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