| Population | 8.707 billion |
| Capital | New Denmark |
| Leader | Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread |
| Faith | Jasonism |
| Currency | Mora |
| Animal | Dragon |
The Holy Empire of What The Heckoslovakia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.707 billion Bitches Bros and Nonbinary Hoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denmark. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient What The Heckoslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Moras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,934 Moras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and What The Heckoslovakia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. What The Heckoslovakia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jasonism.
What The Heckoslovakia is ranked 260,501st in the world and 358th in The Hole To Hide In for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.1 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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What The Heckoslovakia changed its national currency to "Mora".
- : What The Heckoslovakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, What The Heckoslovakia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, Bitches Bros and Nonbinary Hoes submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
- : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » 
Candensia, 
The Atomic Schism, 
Exbrenia, 
Rumanian States, 
South Easthern, 
Empire of Gora, 
Transnister, 
The Security Containment Protectorate, and 
Lenlyvit.
