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Most Pacifist: 968thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,122nd
The Holy Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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What The Heckoslovakia

Population6.485 billion

CapitalNew Rome
LeaderSupreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread
FaithJasonism

CurrencySimoleon
AnimalUnicorn

The Holy Empire of What The Heckoslovakia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.485 billion Stans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rome. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient What The Heckoslovakian economy, worth 679 trillion Simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 104,764 Simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Hole To Hide In, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and the World Holy Empire Games have been won again by What The Heckoslovakia as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. What The Heckoslovakia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jasonism.

What The Heckoslovakia is ranked 237,014th in the world and 148th in The Hole To Hide In for Fattest Citizens, with 3.72 Obesity Rate.

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Most Pacifist: 968thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,122ndMost Inclusive: 1,207thNicest Citizens: 1,214thBest Weather: 1,363rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,770thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,926thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,998thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,190thHealthiest Citizens: 2,203rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,808thSafest: 2,849thMost Cultured: 3,306thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,752ndMost Developed: 3,984thLowest Crime Rates: 3,997thMost Devout: 4,447thMost Influential: 5,272ndLargest Governments: 7,053rdSmartest Citizens: 7,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,913thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,133rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,799thMost Stationary: 18,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,479thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,171stMost Efficient Economies: 23,217th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : What The Heckoslovakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the World Holy Empire Games have been won again by What The Heckoslovakia as no other country cares enough to compete.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Hole To Hide In.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, Supreme Ace of all the Garlic Bread's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in What The Heckoslovakia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Candensia, The Atomic Schism, Exbrenia, Klusis, Rumanian States, Nonadia, Srednjaci, Vennos, and South Easthern.

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