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Largest Mining Sector: 1,611thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,776thFattest Citizens: 1,940th
The Republic of
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Whada Wat

Population4.618 billion

CapitalL City
LeaderLil Nazbol

AnimalNyan Cat

The Republic of Whada Wat is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lil Nazbol with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.618 billion Wats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of L City. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whada economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Juans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,949 Juans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, and two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whada Wat's national animal is the Nyan Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Centrism.

Whada Wat is ranked 131,707th in the world and 3,718th in Osiris for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.97 Missed References Per Hour.

Largest Mining Sector: 1,611thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,776thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,940thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,260thLargest Black Market: 2,590thMost Avoided: 2,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,870thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,929thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,962ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,289thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,621stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,951stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,964thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,733rdNudest: 5,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,287thMost Secular: 6,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,752ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,547thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,741stMost Conservative: 12,936thMost Influential: 13,231stMost Authoritarian: 13,468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,810thHighest Economic Output: 15,577thMost Efficient Economies: 15,637th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86th in the regionFattest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Black Market: 133rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 133rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 145th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 153rd in the regionMost Avoided: 157th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 186th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 204th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 205th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 208th in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 282nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 374th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 500th in the regionMost Conservative: 502nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 520th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Whada Wat's influence in Osiris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Whada Wat was endorsed by The Queendom of Uncute.
  • : Whada Wat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Whada Wat, two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants.
  • : Following new legislation in Whada Wat, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Whada Wat, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars.
  • : Following new legislation in Whada Wat, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Whada Wat, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Whada Wat, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in Whada Wat, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.


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