The Ancient Warriors of Westwind Armed Forces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Crimson King with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.859 billion Ancient Warriors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.

The Ancient Warrior economy, worth a remarkable 1,971 trillion Equiliants a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,477 Equiliants, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, and lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westwind Armed Forces's national animal is the War Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind Armed Forces is ranked 16,741^st in the world and 19^th in Equilism for Safest, scoring 115.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.