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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 679thMost Influential: 2,216th
The Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
long live the Westphaliean Grand Queen
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Westphalie

Population823 million

CapitalFort Troutorya

Currencyкрон
Animaltrout

The Queendom of Westphalie is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 823 million Queen's obedient subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Troutorya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Westphaliean economy, worth 108 trillion кронs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,251 кронs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 807,262 per year while the poor average 9,562, a ratio of 84.4 to 1.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westphalie's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Westphalie is ranked 23,499th in the world and 382nd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 84.42 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 679thMost Influential: 2,216thTop
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Most Secular: 2,887thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,027thMost Conservative: 4,077thMost Patriotic: 5,368thNudest: 5,636thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,233rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,635thLargest Retail Industry: 9,775thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,950thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,442ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,472ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,845thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,934thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,386thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,826thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,578thMost Efficient Economies: 19,951stBest Weather: 20,344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,588thHighest Average Incomes: 20,801stMost Authoritarian: 20,970thLargest Black Market: 21,151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,459thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,917th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 161st in the regionNudest: 172nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 234th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 248th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341st in the regionMost Conservative: 366th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 382nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 409th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 429th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 431st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 437th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 441st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 573rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Influential: 669th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 716th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 772nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 809th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 877th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 894th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 937th in the regionBest Weather: 1,009th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,080th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,189th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,234th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 222 » Dar es Saalam, Notyoutopia, Bankowiata, Aenglaland, Regallio, Dreadton, Sunto, Gorundu, Flurbleland, Ethnon, Tyirza, Kwaj, Bagojo, Ohiyo, Q w e r t y, Ellbonnia, Corfad, Shibutani, Lulubellia, Soragan, Aerilia, Blagolia, Laudesia, Pallaith, Siwale, Western Vapia, Lil Nasbol, Tachycardia, Harjad, Raviani, Sinelona, The Rhein States, Dacian Freelands, Lambwe Valley, Laxoimia, Yaorozu, Ayuzhhhhh, Andanavia, Dicko, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Koda-Land, Loutsland, FezEmerald, Morachia, Kappacon, The Arverni Lands, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Wilkshire, and 172 others.Felpolandia, Necromonia, Chukstik Illahi, Welfared New Ukraine, Azzarel, Eternal Dominion, Walter Jackson, Unsophisticate, Hardscrabble, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, Aeurithianar, The Erie Doctrine, Sojenre, Pleroma Sans Romans, Pazair, Detrivania, The Windmilluminati, Card Kingdom, Holy Oranz, Kastonvia, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, The Bureaucratic Territories, Anungu, Inspiratus, Kranostav, Thought Obliteration, Bongo Mountain, Free Culture, Federation Terra Australis, KAP03land, Manticore utopia, Arctic Kingdoms, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Alice Gardens, Great Bights Mum, Waystar Fujiwara International, Valentine Z, Telviesul, Parpyduckland, SORT, Wooleystan, GPT-3, Hozhor, Former English Colony, Eggplant Island, Kandorith, New Lakemba, Sil Dorsett, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, 1 very fast endotarter, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Doessay, -Azteca Mexico, Malta Comino Gozo, ForestMythal, Pradovnia, Phoronu, Ahssn, Randoes, Panterastan, South Baba, Saperisole, The Highland Union, Varisland, XD 2, El Guajuila, United States of Medford, North Bratislava, Xagill, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Wineclaw, Marganza, Unshleepd, Ardonii, Loli County, Pinguioris, Roon and the Commander, Luminerra, Fratanica, Sumerya, Jesters, Leo Islands, The Vistula, Democatic Donkeys, Gmt2001, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Henrys milk state, Dromanius, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Cobolica, Republikar, Zaldir, Warhammer Confederation, Laurendon, Cloydicia, Napnap, Hippogriffia, Yukti, Steampunk Ariel, Universal Destroyers, Vexilia, Trubirohan, Gurou, Seanat, Filibustra, Maott, Weeb cult, Galbadiana, Intion North, Orado, Imperial Pieserged, Plangainer, New Trisone, La F, Jupi Utopia, North Vengiria, Valiacorkit, Satyrosia, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Omicron Persei V111, Sannius, Prevaland, Oannia, Dinoium, Gildenshtuck, Clan Spaniel, Vanesia, The Holy State of Chaos, Sundorlande, Toilet Man, Bud Prussia, Klodma, Thralka, NoMoreLands, Dogtopia of Oz, Thorstonia, McNancyia, Wisconsota, Spacenerdtopia, Pinky Queen, Blyskalia, Bardopia, Unitarian Universalism, Omnistria, Nothing Of Value, Capablanca, Piura, Selfgradatude, Zyvetskistaahn, Heilhum Imperius, Scroplia, Testnation223, Surb Clant, Miyasaka, Diodone, Praestania, Smib, Ishtimbine, Communist Beijing Must be China, Berke Khan, Alfenheim, Sea Star Islands, Sechiole, Hopenadya, and Kormisia.

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