The Constitutional Monarchy of Westmoor Isles is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 203 million Westmoorans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The powerhouse Westmoorish economy, worth 16.3 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,074 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, citizens must pay to enjoy Westmoor Isles's pristine beaches, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westmoor Isles's national animal is the quail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Westmoor Isles is ranked 106,649^th in the world and 143^rd in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,457.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.