The People's Republic of WesternSiberia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 5.209 billion KV-4s have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient WesternSiberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 228,808 Florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, behind every local dictator is a WesternSiberian advisor whispering in their ear, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Vladimir Lenin's speeches are regarded as enemies of WesternSiberia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WesternSiberia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

WesternSiberia is ranked 2,540^th in the world and 1^st in Cynosure for Most Pacifist, with 184.54 Cheeks Turned Per Day.