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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,518th Safest: 3,307th Best Weather: 3,776th
The Black Hole of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Western Yeetville

Population3.019 billion


The Black Hole of Western Yeetville is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.019 billion Blacks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Western Yeetvillean economy, worth 310 trillion events a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,755 events, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Yeetville's national animal is the horizon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Western Yeetville is ranked 155,857th in the world and 6th in The Claws of Colob for Most Devout, with 4.15 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,518thSafest: 3,307thBest Weather: 3,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,958thHealthiest Citizens: 4,721stMost Pacifist: 5,191stLowest Crime Rates: 5,848thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,006thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,064thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,505thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,755thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,406thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,710thLargest Governments: 11,134thMost Secular: 13,196thSmartest Citizens: 13,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,756th

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