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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,078th Nicest Citizens: 1,201st Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,213th
The Socialist Union of
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Western Sammarin

Population5.115 billion

CapitalNew Alexandretta
LeaderPresident Gloria Allard

CurrencySouth American dollar
Animalslaty-mantled goshawk

The Socialist Union of Western Sammarin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Gloria Allard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.115 billion Sammarinese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Alexandretta. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sammarinese economy, worth 941 trillion South American dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,001 South American dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime is totally unknown. Western Sammarin's national animal is the slaty-mantled goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Western Sammarin is ranked 14,891st in the world and 5th in United Nations of Earthlings for Highest Economic Output, with 941 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,078thNicest Citizens: 1,201stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,213thMost Inclusive: 1,389thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,617thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,678thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,113thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,167thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,233rdMost Pacifist: 2,259thMost Developed: 2,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,511thBest Weather: 2,558thHighest Drug Use: 2,655thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,996thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,005thSafest: 3,010thSmartest Citizens: 3,039thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,068thMost Cultured: 3,124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,558thLargest Governments: 3,671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,379thHighest Average Incomes: 7,287thMost Efficient Economies: 7,447thMost Secular: 8,019thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,587thMost Influential: 9,454thRudest Citizens: 9,925thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,155thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,147thNudest: 14,350thHighest Economic Output: 14,891stMost Income Equality: 14,961st
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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