The Most Serene Republic of Western Parigan Hiloother is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 348 million Randomonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Western Parigan Hilootherian economy, worth 17.2 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Trout Farming, Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,492 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, the justice of Western Parigan Hiloother is considered superior to that of other nations, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Parigan Hiloother's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Parigan Hiloother is ranked 194,359^th in the world and 16^th in Scratch nationstates community for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,133.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.