The Disputed Territories of Western Kreisau is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 524 million Kreisauans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The strong Kreisauan economy, worth 35.6 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 67,905 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, time flies when you're not having fun, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Leader, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Kreisau's national animal is the thunderbird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Western Kreisau is ranked 224,867^th in the world and 3^rd in Galicia and Blackrow for Most Pacifist, with 37.76 cheeks turned per day.