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Rudest Citizens: 3,722nd Highest Crime Rates: 4,140th Most Politically Free: 4,297th
The Colony of
Anarchy
All picnic baskets belong to us.
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Colony of Western Kodiaks is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gentle Ben with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.143 billion Western Kodiaks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Defense, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larsen Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The thriving Kodiakese economy, worth 252 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 80,365 Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,794 per year while the poor average 9,729, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Western Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Western Kodiaks is ranked 53,859th in the world and 102nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Devout, with 457.39 Prayers Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 3,722ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,140thMost Politically Free: 4,297thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,331stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,356thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,016thMost Pro-Market: 7,426thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,812thMost Avoided: 10,509thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,892ndMost Extreme: 14,514thLargest Retail Industry: 16,214th
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Most Politically Free: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Western Kodiaks, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Western Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Kodiaks, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Kodiaks, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Kodiaks, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Kodiaks, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Kodiaks, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Western Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Kodiaks, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Western Kodiaks, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.

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