by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 162ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,553rdMost Secular: 6,080th
The Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
Card Farming is the way!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Western Card Storage G

Population2.782 billion

CapitalCard Cathedral
LeaderThe West Pacific Farmer
FaithCard Farming

CurrencyGolden Orbs

The Protectorate of Western Card Storage G is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The West Pacific Farmer with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.782 billion Card Farmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Card Cathedral. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 329 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,324 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Card Farmer Liberator", noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The West Pacific Farmer wears an armoured gauntlet, and the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Card Storage G's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Card Farming.

Western Card Storage G is ranked 74,511th in the world and 1st in The West Pacific Card Club for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,358.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 162ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,553rdMost Secular: 6,080thLargest Black Market: 9,351stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,589thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,524thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 18,144thMost Developed: 20,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,039th

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