The Superior Nation of Western Berlin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Führer with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 8.839 billion Western Berlinians, 1.148 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Western Berlinian economy, worth 875 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,033 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, write-in candidate 'The Führer Sucks' is perennially popular, and people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Berlin's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Berlin is ranked 190,506^th in the world and 1,015^th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -8.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.