The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aldrikhayiss Foreign-Born with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.792 billion Westenhaldidaliv are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uylivirmin Hold. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Westenhaldidal economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Uvigelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 404,200 Uvigelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', soldiers are equipped with multi-million Uvigeld battlesuits, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westenhald's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Veltirissychianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Uvigeld battlesuits.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Westenhald voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
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