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Highest Poor Incomes: 190thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 511th
The Autocratic Holdings of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity in Autocracy, Peace through Firepower.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Westenhald

Population2.792 billion

CapitalUylivirmin Hold
LeaderAldrikhayiss Foreign-Born
FaithVeltirissychianism

CurrencyUvigeld
AnimalCrocodile

The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aldrikhayiss Foreign-Born with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.792 billion Westenhaldidaliv are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uylivirmin Hold. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Westenhaldidal economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Uvigelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 404,200 Uvigelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', soldiers are equipped with multi-million Uvigeld battlesuits, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westenhald's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Veltirissychianism.

Westenhald is ranked 259,039th in the world and 12,061st in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.13 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 190thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 511thLargest Agricultural Sector: 545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 624thMost Patriotic: 631stMost Secular: 659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 752ndMost Influential: 801stMost Corrupt Governments: 871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 897thHighest Average Incomes: 905thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,006thLowest Crime Rates: 1,160thMost Developed: 1,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,269thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,338thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,353rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,616thLargest Governments: 1,646thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,679thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,728thLargest Black Market: 2,118thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,259thHealthiest Citizens: 2,469thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,439thSmartest Citizens: 3,484thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,758thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,555thMost Inclusive: 4,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,819thHighest Food Quality: 5,746thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,376thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,977thMost Authoritarian: 7,385thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,332ndBest Weather: 12,159thMost Income Equality: 12,292ndMost Cultured: 13,436thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,321stHighest Economic Output: 18,371stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,978th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 131st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionMost Inclusive: 154th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 179th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 206th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 247th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 325th in the regionBest Weather: 399th in the regionMost Cultured: 407th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 409th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 550th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 637th in the regionMost Income Equality: 645th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 825th in the regionMost Conservative: 842nd in the regionMost Stationary: 855th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,075th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,077th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Uvigeld battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Westenhald voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Westenhald, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 264 » Marinho Islands, Holota, Aidenfieeld, Corgitopiaa, Concrete Slab, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Nowa Europa, Treir, Rebel-topia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Uvalor, Blaash, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Fasire, Tsunamy, Dirkistan, Beepee, Zaelith, Ralphburg, Bear Connors Paradiso, Curlyhoward, Aschenburg, Jehenna, Drystar, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Abarri, The Solar System Scope, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Doraya, Southern Numenor, The naked people, USNE2018, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Amerion, Kiasu-ism, Linden Oak, Centristvill, Western Fardelshufflestein, Blondiesland, Itani, PenguinPies, Ullan, Sanden, Darakin, Unielvan Millorvium, and 214 others.Dankstergrad, Rectionk, Antarctic Empires, Oxyliteral, Menesynchro, Unojo, Aoz, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Isokenzar, Sthalrim, South Caleblan, The Stolen Lands, RestartAll, New Qafedemar, Indolos, Noimosini, Rad Asia, Shefino, Myndia, Privatore, Valdutz, Truskawkoland, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Doundaly, Depressed Nation, A leftover country, Sedunn, West Pastafaria, Jammlandia, Banglazstrogaria, Andinla, Canmore, Anserisa, Centia Deran, Myness, North Kanuckistan, Dereistic, Steviland, Myhomecountry, Freedoom, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, Eddonia, Katikstan, Calistan, South Western Korea, Enlightened Australasia, Los Lonley Boys, Superioria, Walloonia, Pax Dracon, South Blossom, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Transtemporal Shifts, Farengeto, Herbert Island, Ebonhand, United States of Belvaria, Kiani, Beblahbleblo, Kaleidescooptopia, FreeFishers, Tyflugian, Auphelia, Saint Horror, New Sanet, North Lunch, Independent State of Arstotzka, Sozlanden, Danily, Giolmia, Holy Free, Sutarianesia, Geekvia, Shuckle Empire, Great Marsinia, Straknov, Anatasha, Linguiniland, Faria Thew, Bavaristan, Imperium Sempiternum, Land of Mari, Drew Durrnil, Kricivk, Shintoese, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Malmsia, Saciu, Seccuste, Flumenvallis, Yaravia, Photoplier, GERMAN EMPIER, Bun Bun, Sandaoguo, Kringalia, Laamiva, Confederacy of Kua Toine, Equal and United Scientists, Virconea-Milatia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Hanguk-Nippon, Ambitchous, New American Dictatorship, Aurcania, Ostavaria, Yutogolan, Gonrati, Arvan Irawer, Nori Natto, Flaksis, Stella-Arga, Bod Wareenaland, Ambirich, The United Pitcairn Islands, Eflad, Cereskia 2, Arscanesia, Of the european socialist republics, Dutania, The Haughtherlands, Andrendia, Alaninia, Piscantium, PsiCorps, The Imperial Of Notsep, Omalayia, Respackjakenrhace, Doriander, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Zoskar, Valansten, The Woragopiria, America Gone Wrong, Immund, Raidener, Pendelk, Cucutenium, Amonguitos, Erstavik, Wisconsin Republic, Tiazan, Achemar, Mulvan, Stephastan, Kanatian Percocet, Ukraine Emprie, Chernaya Zvezda, Sou Avida, Eltrora, Eleuthelrium, A Place Somewhere, Elora Nation, Willing Mind, Makinius, Ever Testing, Havenfell, Castraebar, Venezia Pacifica, Donat Invadia, Great Lothian, Berusturg, Mavenu, Isovet, Ipugao, Pavel420, Sharafi, Figlandia, Eastern Bahia, The Kies, Sinhsey, Mendogreen, Esterwood, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Martiland, Forbidden Territories, Jaznhujkel, Leimarite Empire, Brazilian impero2, New Crownea, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Silmad, Saint Roberts, The republic of Konsa, Lauramerica, Sul Rotice, Prokuror, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Doge Land, Petea, TescoPepsi, Fiparna, Khal Papax, Biwaki, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Eggraria, Comfed, Distalkis, Kaldosky, Pentes, Bistritza, Eae, Veromia, Fankuwo, Shadeth, and Merevane.

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