The Autocratic Holdings of Westenhald is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aldrikhayiss Foreign-Born with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.014 billion Westenhaldidals are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uylivirmin Hold. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Westenhaldidal economy, worth 173 trillion Uvigelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,384 Uvigelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Uylivirmin Hold, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westenhald's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Veltirissychianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Westenhald, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Uylivirmin Hold.
- : Westenhald endorsed The Royally Clueless Feederite of Moonfungus.
- : Westenhald endorsed The Purple Island Paradise of Conexia.
- : Westenhald endorsed The Confederacy of Poopingtin.
- : Westenhald endorsed The SJkfjn of Snuzg.
- : Westenhald endorsed The Matriarchy of Routhoule.
- : Westenhald endorsed The Commonwealth of SapnapSome.
- : Westenhald voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
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