The Dictatorship of Westenhald is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 402 million Westenhaldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uylivirmin Hold. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The all-consuming Westenhaldidal economy, worth 44.8 trillion Uvigelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,470 Uvigelds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, citizens have never heard foreign radio, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westenhald's national animal is the Crocodile.

Westenhald is ranked 48,089^th in the world and 1,550^th in the South Pacific for Best Weather, with 117 Meters Of Sunlight.