The Empire of West Zebrupco Bageropirex is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.983 billion West Zebrupco Bageropirexians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zanzibar. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Zebrupco Bageropirexian economy, worth 405 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,065 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street. Crime is totally unknown. West Zebrupco Bageropirex's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Zebrupco Bageropirex is ranked 202,953^rd in the world and 8,619^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 246.94 milliStalins.