The Empire of West Zebrupco Bageropirex is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.847 billion West Zebrupco Bageropirexians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zanzibar. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient West Zebrupco Bageropirexian economy, worth 593 trillion Kronor a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,355 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, and industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out. Crime is totally unknown. West Zebrupco Bageropirex's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Zebrupco Bageropirex is ranked 93,745^th in the world and 3,924^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,625.81 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.