The United States of West Reagania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.252 billion West Reaganians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reagan DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient West Reaganian economy, worth a remarkable 2,532 trillion reagan dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 119,152 reagan dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,091,347 per year while the poor average 1,391, a ratio of 784 to 1.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that West Reagania can't handle, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. West Reagania's national animal is the headless eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

West Reagania is ranked 290,497^th in the world and 9^th in Microtopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 27.6 law-abiding acts per hour.