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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,036th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,608th Most Devout: 1,638th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Defenders of the True Faith
Regional Officer / Original Founder
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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West Phoencia

Population8.151 billion

LeaderKing Glenton Bush II
FaithTrue Path

CurrencyPhoenician dollar

The Kingdom of West Phoencia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Glenton Bush II with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.151 billion West Phoenicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne-Haven. The average income tax rate is 7.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Phoencian economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion Phoenician dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 140,867 Phoenician dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in West Phoencia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime is totally unknown. West Phoencia's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is True Path.

West Phoencia is ranked 40,878th in the world and 2nd in The neoconfederate states of america for Nudest, with 174 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,036thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,608thMost Devout: 1,638thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,707thMost Cultured: 1,765thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,796thNicest Citizens: 4,092ndMost Primitive: 5,346thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,740thLargest Retail Industry: 6,727thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,779thMost Inclusive: 7,856thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,961stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,575thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,670thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,892ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,408thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,418thHighest Economic Output: 11,948thMost Efficient Economies: 12,062ndMost Developed: 13,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,261stMost Pacifist: 13,715thHighest Average Incomes: 14,337th

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