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Largest Insurance Industry: 8,757th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,017th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,562nd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
In God We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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West Nicaragua

Population2.085 billion

LeaderPresident Vargas


The Republic of West Nicaragua is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Vargas with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 2.085 billion West Nicaraguans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Managua. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The strong West Nicaraguan economy, worth 128 trillion cordobas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,722 cordobas, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges, West Nicaragua has designated Managua as its capital city, and President Vargas has just been declared ruler of West Nicaragua in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Nicaragua's national animal is the motmot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

West Nicaragua is ranked 71,550th in the world and 4th in Former United States of America for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 71.33 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 8,757thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,017thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,562nd

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