The Matriarchy of West Minoa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.221 billion Minoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The strong Minoan economy, worth 504 trillion Minoan tala a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,693 Minoan tala, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. West Minoa's national animal is the little owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

West Minoa is ranked 89,774^th in the world and 287^th in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 5.08 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.