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Most Secular: 4,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,279thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,401st
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West Longobardia

Population2.188 billion

LeaderJohn Cena


The Federation of West Longobardia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Cena with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.188 billion West Longobardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Longobardian economy, worth 229 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,987 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Longobardia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cenationism.

West Longobardia is ranked 140,001st in the world and 419th in 10000 Islands for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.86 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Secular: 4,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,279thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,401stMost Influential: 5,944thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,419thLargest Retail Industry: 9,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,378thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,177thBest Weather: 13,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,162ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,302ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,200thMost Developed: 17,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,659thLargest Black Market: 21,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,297thLowest Crime Rates: 22,983rdMost Corrupt Governments: 22,988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,025th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the region

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