by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,025thMost Secular: 1,898thMost Influential: 3,577th
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Who dares wins
Scarlett von Preußen
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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West Hamburg

Population5.354 billion

LeaderScarlett von Preußen

CurrencyHamburg Mark

The Queendom of West Hamburg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Scarlett von Preußen with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.354 billion West Hamburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Hamburgian economy, worth 683 trillion Hamburg Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,637 Hamburg Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Scarlett von Preußen's most personal functions, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Hamburg's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheist.

West Hamburg is ranked 174,733rd in the world and 8,695th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.45 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,025thTop
Most Secular: 1,898thMost Influential: 3,577thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,285thBest Weather: 8,425thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,066thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,267thMost Developed: 9,566thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,990thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,245thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,622ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,535thSmartest Citizens: 13,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,830thNicest Citizens: 14,270thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,250thMost Cultured: 15,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,035thMost Inclusive: 16,132ndLargest Governments: 16,164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,401stHealthiest Citizens: 17,426thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,678th
Most Secular: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 428th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 434th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 461st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 470th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 476th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 485th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 529th in the regionMost Developed: 536th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 587th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 588th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 610th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 684th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 687th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 689th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 732nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 735th in the regionMost Cultured: 739th in the regionLargest Governments: 755th in the regionNicest Citizens: 775th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 780th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 784th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 827th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 835th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 836th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 838th in the regionMost Inclusive: 881st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 899th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 902nd in the regionMost Influential: 915th in the region

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