The Federal Republic of West green Israel is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.804 billion West green Israelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haifa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient West green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 6,883 trillion Green Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 435,555 Green Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West green Israel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West green Israel is ranked 201,201^st in the world and 3,009^th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 595.01 milliStalins.