The Federal Republic of West green Israel is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.613 billion West green Israelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haifa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient West green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 5,553 trillion Green Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 407,980 Green Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West green Israel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West green Israel is ranked 283,925^th in the world and 5,809^th in the South Pacific for Most Devout, with 1.09 prayers per hour.