The Republic of West Coralonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by William Kensington with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.526 billion Coralonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The all-consuming West Coralonian economy, worth 127 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,456 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, wandering Coralonians are known for their one-track minds, William Kensington will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, and William Kensington is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Coralonia's national animal is the peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Omnism.

West Coralonia is ranked 75,829^th in the world and 1^st in Coralonia for Highest Average Incomes, with 83,456.15 Standard Monetary Units.