Population | 2.35 billion |
Capital | Jakartington WB |
Leader | God-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama |
Faith | various Obramahamic religions |
Currency | Venezuelan iPhone |
Animal | red-blooded patriotic bald eagle |
The United States of West Barack and East Obama is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.35 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The thriving Obaman economy, worth 429 trillion Venezuelan iPhones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,635 Venezuelan iPhones, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is various Obramahamic religions.
West Barack and East Obama is ranked 311,296th in the world and 28th in Sonnel for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -58 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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West Barack and East Obama, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
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West Barack and East Obama, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
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West Barack and East Obama, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
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West Barack and East Obama, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
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West Barack and East Obama, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Obaman nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
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West Barack and East Obama, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
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West Barack and East Obama, missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows.
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West Barack and East Obama, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.