The United States of West Barack and East Obama is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.472 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The thriving Obaman economy, worth 665 trillion Venezuelan iPhones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,657 Venezuelan iPhones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

West Barack and East Obama has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, warning signs caution Obamen where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is various Obramahamic faiths.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 501^st in the world and 1^st in Sonnel for Most Devout, with 16,572.51 prayers per hour.