by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 397thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409thMost Devout: 501st
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mfs always say Obamacare but never care bout Obama 😔
Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
Internal Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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West Barack and East Obama

Population3.472 billion

CapitalJakartington WB
LeaderEternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama
Faithvarious Obramahamic faiths

CurrencyVenezuelan iPhone
Animalred-blooded patriotic bald eagle

The United States of West Barack and East Obama is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Presider-in-Chief Barack H Obama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.472 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The thriving Obaman economy, worth 665 trillion Venezuelan iPhones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,657 Venezuelan iPhones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

West Barack and East Obama has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, warning signs caution Obamen where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is various Obramahamic faiths.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 501st in the world and 1st in Sonnel for Most Devout, with 16,572.51 prayers per hour.

Most Primitive: 397thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409thMost Devout: 501stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 733rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 897thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,148thMost Patriotic: 1,874thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,041stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,646thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,979thLowest Crime Rates: 3,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,564thMost Conservative: 4,676thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,920thMost Authoritarian: 5,030thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,470thBest Weather: 5,746thLargest Governments: 6,159thLargest Black Market: 6,699thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,009thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,915thHighest Average Incomes: 10,576thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,439thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,496thMost Extreme: 27,117th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

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