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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 548thMost Primitive: 599thMost Devout: 666th
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mfs always say Obamacare but never care bout Obama 😔
God-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama
Influence
Apprentice
Internal Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

West Barack and East Obama

Population2.35 billion

CapitalJakartington WB
LeaderGod-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama
Faithvarious Obramahamic religions

CurrencyVenezuelan iPhone
Animalred-blooded patriotic bald eagle

The United States of West Barack and East Obama is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor of The Realms Barack Obama with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.35 billion Obamen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jakartington WB. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The thriving Obaman economy, worth 429 trillion Venezuelan iPhones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,635 Venezuelan iPhones, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Barack and East Obama's national animal is the red-blooded patriotic bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is various Obramahamic religions.

West Barack and East Obama is ranked 311,296th in the world and 28th in Sonnel for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -58 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 548thMost Primitive: 599thMost Devout: 666thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 841stMost Valuable International Artwork: 982ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,103rdMost Patriotic: 1,739thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,826thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,711thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,051stTop
5%
Lowest Crime Rates: 4,138thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,248thMost Conservative: 5,405thBest Weather: 5,517thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,032ndLargest Governments: 7,225thMost Authoritarian: 7,808thLargest Black Market: 8,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,184thHighest Average Incomes: 10,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,618thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,735thHealthiest Citizens: 26,727th
Top
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : West Barack and East Obama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Obaman nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows.
  • : Following new legislation in West Barack and East Obama, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.

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