Population | 9.69 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | giraffe |
The People's Republic of West Ayrirgica is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 9.69 billion West Ayrirgicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish West Ayrirgican economy, worth 306 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 31,618 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, military spending is on the increase, and adultery has been made a capital offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Ayrirgica's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
West Ayrirgica is ranked 289,741st in the world and 77th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Cultured, scoring 53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : West Ayrirgica's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : West Ayrirgica's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : West Ayrirgica's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : West Ayrirgica relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : West Ayrirgica's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : West Ayrirgica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : West Ayrirgica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : West Ayrirgica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : West Ayrirgica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : West Ayrirgica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.