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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,403rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,694th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Strength through peace.
King Karol
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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West Angola

Population21.155 billion

CapitalNamibe
LeaderKing Karol
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyAfrican Pound
AnimalRedmond's Parrot

The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Karol with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.155 billion West Angolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namibe. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient West Angolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion African Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,313 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King Karol's wardrobe, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, where there's smoke there's the West Angolan Forestry Department, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Angola's national animal is the Redmond's Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

West Angola is ranked 3,312th in the world and 3rd in Africa for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,830.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,403rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,694thBest Weather: 1,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,362ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,509thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,069thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,312thMost Pacifist: 3,568thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,418thNicest Citizens: 4,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,739thMost Developed: 4,960thMost Influential: 5,004thSafest: 5,467thHighest Economic Output: 5,703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,812thSmartest Citizens: 5,886thHighest Food Quality: 6,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,042ndLargest Governments: 6,108thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,142ndMost Inclusive: 7,036thMost Cultured: 7,135thLargest Populations: 7,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,871stLowest Crime Rates: 8,951stHealthiest Citizens: 10,764thNudest: 10,868thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,645thMost Devout: 15,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,415thHighest Average Incomes: 19,068thMost Income Equality: 22,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,888th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : West Angola's influence in Africa rose from "Sprat" to "Powerbroker".
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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