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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,220thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,372ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,700th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Strength through peace.
King Karol
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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West Angola

Population18.958 billion

CapitalNamibe
LeaderKing Karol
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyAfrican Pound
AnimalRedmond's Parrot

The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Karol with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.958 billion West Angolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namibe. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient West Angolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,518 trillion African Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,828 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Redmond's Parrot Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Angola's national animal is the Redmond's Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

West Angola is ranked 216,849th in the world and 123rd in Africa for Rudest Citizens, with 7.67 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,748thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,211thMost Pacifist: 3,225thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,799thNicest Citizens: 3,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,107thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,232ndMost Developed: 4,681stMost Influential: 4,922ndSafest: 5,343rdSmartest Citizens: 5,580thHighest Economic Output: 5,594thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,609thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,624thLargest Governments: 5,808thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,289thMost Inclusive: 6,508thMost Cultured: 7,062ndLargest Populations: 7,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,171stLowest Crime Rates: 8,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,852ndNudest: 10,421stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,327thMost Devout: 14,331stHighest Average Incomes: 17,991st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : West Angola was endorsed by The Protectorate of Nambutu.
  • : West Angola's influence in Africa fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in West Angola, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Redmond's Parrot Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in West Angola, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in West Angola, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in West Angola, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in West Angola, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : West Angola endorsed The Federal Republic of Tanzanique.
  • : West Angola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Mombombu and Nambutu.

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