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Most Efficient Economies: 1,015th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,319th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,399th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Strength through peace.
King Karol
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Political Freedom
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West Angola

Population16.923 billion

LeaderKing Karol
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyAfrican Pound
AnimalRedmond's Parrot

The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Karol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.923 billion West Angolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namibe. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient West Angolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,243 trillion African Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,580 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Angola's national animal is the Redmond's Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

West Angola is ranked 164,276th in the world and 72nd in Africa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,788thBest Weather: 1,829thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,801stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,809thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,888thMost Pacifist: 3,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,444thNicest Citizens: 3,591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,792ndMost Influential: 4,101stMost Developed: 4,145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,251stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,372ndHighest Economic Output: 5,275thSafest: 5,392ndSmartest Citizens: 5,775thMost Inclusive: 5,779thLargest Governments: 5,864thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,136thNudest: 7,075thMost Cultured: 7,498thLargest Populations: 7,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,409thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,988thHealthiest Citizens: 9,883rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,916thMost Devout: 11,581stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,624thMost Politically Free: 13,337thHighest Average Incomes: 16,715th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Mombombu and Zambique.

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