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School Class Nation
Most Secular: 2,610thMost Armed: 2,781stRudest Citizens: 4,910th
The Communist Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Living life to the basics
Lenin
Influence
Instigator
Diplomacy Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Wesleyisbestnationhere

Population1.272 billion

CapitalBernieville
LeaderLenin
FaithCommunism

Currencynothing
AnimalCommie dog

The Communist Kingdom of Wesleyisbestnationhere is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lenin with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.272 billion Communists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bernieville. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth 186 trillion nothings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,505 nothings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wesleyisbestnationhere's national animal is the Commie dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Wesleyisbestnationhere is ranked 106,221st in the world and 8th in JCD WH 1 for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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5%
Most Secular: 2,610thMost Armed: 2,781stRudest Citizens: 4,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,358thLargest Retail Industry: 6,343rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,672ndTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,167thLargest Black Market: 13,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,043rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,119thMost Inclusive: 15,051stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,730thMost Influential: 17,226thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,231stMost Developed: 17,562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,191st
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10%
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wesleyisbestnationhere, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Wesleyisbestnationhere's influence in JCD WH 1 fell from "Enforcer" to "Instigator".
  • : Wesleyisbestnationhere was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesleyisbestnationhere, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesleyisbestnationhere, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesleyisbestnationhere, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesleyisbestnationhere, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesleyisbestnationhere, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesleyisbestnationhere, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesleyisbestnationhere, the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita.

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